Ughumm. 894/899 
Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a
kick out of this!
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is
Politics?'
Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this
way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call
her the
Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call
you the People.
The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
So t he little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad
has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he
gets up to check
on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds
his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
Finding the door
locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees is father in bed
with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The20next morning, the little boy say's to his father,
'Dad, I think I
understand the concept of politics now.'
The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words
what you think
politics is all about.'
The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the
Working Class while
the Government is sound asleep. The People are being
ignored and the Future is
in deep sh!zznit.