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New Post 9/24/2008 9:18 AM
User is offline jsuber
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Presidential Fishing Contest 
The Presidential election was too close to call. Neither the Republican candidate nor the Democratic candidate had enough votes to win. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things. The candidate that caught the most fish at the end of the week would win the election.
 
Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the winner.
 
 
 
After much of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Minnesota .
 
 
 
There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 P.M. with their catch for  counting and verification by a team of neutral parties. At the end of the first day, John Mc. returned to the starting line and he had ten fish.
 
 
 
Soon, Obama returned and had no fish. Well, everyone assumed he was just having another 'bad hair' day or something and hopefully, he would catch up the next day.
 
 
 
At the end of the 2nd day John Mc. came in with 20 fish and Obama came in again with none.
 
 
 
That evening, Harry Reid got together secretly with Obama and said, 'Obama, I think John Mc. is a low-life, cheatin' son-of-a-gun. I want you to go out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see just how he is cheating.'
 
 
 
The next night (after John Mc. returns with 50 fish), Harry said to Obama, 'Well, tell me, how is John Mc. cheating?'
 
 
 
Obama replied, 'Harry, you're not going to believe this, but he's cutting holes in the ice.'
 
 
 
 
Remember:  Experience counts. 

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New Post 9/24/2008 9:30 AM
User is offline Agent VA
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Re: Presidential Fishing Contest 

LOL  That's a good one!

 
New Post 9/24/2008 12:57 PM
User is offline Redgrappler
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Re: Presidential Fishing Contest 
Modified By Redgrappler  on 9/24/2008 12:08:33 PM)

Ughumm.   894/899

 

Whether Democrat  or Republican, I think you'll get a
 kick out of this! 
 
 
A little boy  goes to his dad and asks, 'What is
Politics?' 
 
Dad says, 'Well son, let  me try to explain it this
 way: 
 
I am the head of the family, so call me  The President. 

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we  call
her the 
Government. 

We are here to take care of your needs, so   we will call
 you the People. 
 
The nanny, we will consider her the Working  Class. 
 
And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. 
 
Now  think about that and see if it makes sense.' 
 
So t he little boy goes  off to bed thinking about what Dad
 has said. 
 
Later that night, he  hears his baby brother crying, so he
gets up to check 
on him. 
 
He finds  that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. 
 
So the little boy goes  to his parent's room and finds
his mother asleep. 
Not wanting to wake her,  he goes to the nanny's room.
Finding the door 
locked, he peeks in the keyhole  and sees is father in bed
 with the nanny. 
 
He gives up and goes back  to bed. 
 
The20next morning, the little boy say's to his father,
 'Dad, I  think I 
understand the concept of politics now.' 

The father says,  'Good, son, tell me in your own words
 what you think 
politics is all about.'  
 
The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the
Working Class  while 
the Government is sound asleep. The People are being
ignored and the  Future is
in deep sh!zznit.

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